Casey Bryant, a 44-year-old housewife from Georgia, walks into a clothing shop looking to buy a dress to impress her husband. But the dickhead behind the counter gives her a frumpy old-lady dress to try on.

"I think this suits you better, age-wise," he says. Is this guy kidding? Has he taken a good look at the piece of ass shopping in his store? Casey's pissed, so she takes the frumpy dress into the dressing room along with a sexy red thing, and guess which one she tries on? The sexy red thing covers just about nothing, and just to be sure, Casey pops her tits out and waltzes out of the dressing room. Well, asshole behind the counter decides the frumpy dress really wasn't for her, after all.

Now, at this point, Casey should walk right out of the store. Would serve him right. But Casey is horny. She wants some cock. And her tits are already out, so what the heck?

Uh, didn't she mention a husband?