Isn't this special? A new guy has moved in down the block, and Lin Boyde welcomes him to the neighborhood by baking him an apple pie. Very nice. The kind of thing only a classy 60something like Lin (she's from Tempe, Arizona) would think of doing. But...

This is the kind of thing that happens all the time in our schools today. Actually, it's been happening since there have been hot women teaching horny high school boys. Principal Boyde calls in her student's dad to let him know that his son has been...