"I'm going to be so late for work today," says Juan, sitting at the edge of the bed.

"Are you sure you don't have time for a little back rub or massage," 47-year-old Tori says, sidling up next to him, wearing sheer lingerie that makes her tits look really nice.

"I can't," Juan says. "If I had the time, I would."

Well, Tori ignores him and starts massaging his shoulder, loosening him up. Hey, maybe he's going to be even later for work, after all. It sure feels good to have a hot MILF working her hands all over your tense body and...hey, now what's happening? Tori's taking off his shirt! And Juan isn't resisting! How many fuckin' jobs is this guy gonna lose because of his hot, older girlfriend?

"Do you think you could do me a little favor, honey?" Tori coos. "Think you can massage my ass for a little bit?"

Okay, now Juan's really in trouble. When a MILF says she wants you to massage her ass, what she really means is she wants you to fuck it...after you stuff her mouth with your cock and fuck her pussy.

Note to members: Notice how pink Tori's pussy is. And enjoy the conclusion when Juan shoots his load in Tori's asshole.

No wonder America's in the economic shitter! Women like Tori are keeping us from getting any work done!