40something May 2007 Special 147

"Until my divorce, I was only ever with my husband and two other boyfriends," confesses 50-year-old Southern gal Bethann. The 5-foot-nothing blonde was a happy homemaker in the small Tennessee town where she and her husband grew up. And they might still be right there playing happy families if her cheating man hadn't left her for their next-door neighbor--Bethann's best friend. "Oh, I was spittin' mad," Bethann fumes."Especially since India and me talked about every little old thing, including what a dud my hubby was in the sack. He was a real wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am type. India used to call him 'Ole Two Pumps and a Squirt.' But I guess that was the kind of sex she was looking for, 'cause they up and emptied our bank accounts and split town one morning." Leaving Bethann with the kids, mortgage and an intense desire to find out if there was more to sex than her husband's lame lovin' style. "I am a one-man woman," Bethann explains, "but I'm gonna have me a good look around for that next man!"