In the latest episode of "What Happens in the Neighborhood Doesn't Stay in the Neighborhood," Billie Jean Austin, a 48-year-old wife, is lounging by the pool in her skimpy bikini when her son's friend shows up. He can't believe how great big-titted Mrs. Austin looks, and she wants him to come over for a closer look.

"I'm supposed to be waiting here for your son," the dude says.

"He's not here right now," Mrs. Austin says, "but he'll be here later."

What's a guy to do? Well, he can help Mrs. Austin with her tanning oil. And since this is 40SomethingMag.com, you know where this is going: blow job, pussy-eating, fucking, cum. And it all happens outdoors, where any peeping neighbors could have seen them.

Billie Jean is from Texas, where they clearly grow 'em big, and if they don't grow 'em big, they make 'em big. Tits, that is. She had never had sex with a much-younger man until she came to us, and here she is, sucking and fucking a 22-year-old.

Billie Jean's kinkiest sexual encounter: "Having sex with a couple in a nightclub."

Sexual fantasy: "To be in an orgy."

What gets her off: "Watching porn while having sex."

Now she can watch herself.