"I am a MILF," said Morgan Ray in what might be the understatement of the year. This 49-year-old, tight-bodied babe is the very definition of MILF with her blond hair, tan lines, big tits and overall aura of horniness and sexuality.

"I wear the least amount of clothes possible. I live in Florida," said Morgan, who was born in Jacksonville and now lives on the Gulf Coast.

She has a sense of humor too. When we asked her if she's into anal, she said, "Yes, but only when drinking pina coladas by the pool."

Now that sounds like a scene! Woman on her hands and knees, ass up, face down, sipping a cocktail while she gets her ass pounded. FYI, Morgan didn't do anal for us, but we're working on it.

Morgan is a swinger.

"I have been since my 20s. I had an orgy on the beach."

While sipping pina coladas? Who knows? But we suggest that you relax with your beverage of choice, get comfortable and enjoy Morgan.