Happily Divorced

"Other than having my children, being divorced is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me," said Sheryl, who put on her favorite bikini, than stripped it off on a 90-degree day in Arizona. "I'm having more fun than ever!" she said.
"That picture of me on my hands and knees on the diving board with my ass in the air?" Sheryl said. "That is my fantasy, to be taken by a man in that position at a pool, even with people watching. The funny thing is, if you had told me when I was married that I'd pose for that picture, I would've said you were crazy. But I'm a different me now. Sure, I was loyal to my ex-husband," Sheryl said. "I would never cheat on my children's father. But there was something missing--sex!--and when I found out he was messing around with our next-door neighbor, it was time for me to have some fun of my own. So if you're ever in Tucson, fellas, look me up!"